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Alluro, the Hypnotist


Alluro was one of the best villains the ThunderCats met up with. He didn't often lose to them because of stupid bungling, unless it was his teammates' stupid bungling. However, I can't say he was one of my favorites. It's that voice . . . I'm just waiting for him to say: "I'm FABulous!"

Yeah, yeah, it's a solar panel for a sex machine; I've heard that one before. EEEeek! A Snarf! I hate snarfs! Alluro getting freakeh! Okay, ThunderCat, I want a built-in barbeque there, an Olympic sized swimming pool there, and a heart-shaped jacuzzi there. Get to work.
And this will make my hair grow back? You promise? I don't have bad posture; it's a MEDICAL CONDITION! Who wants to go on a scavenger hunt? C'mon, it'll be fun! Got to keep that chest in shape somehow.
Now you too can mesmerize your enemies just like the pros! Just send $19.95 to the address on your screen . . . AAahh! Gods, Luna, put your clothes back on! Just pay up, Mumm-Ra. If you're this bad at playing the unicorns, you shouldn't even gamble. Lynx-O seems amazingly unconcerned that Alluro is standing right behind him.
Having a wind machine blow his hair around constantly worked for Fabio! Maybe it will work for me!


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