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Lynx-O, the Blind



Lynx-O always kind of bothered me. If we met on the street, I'm sure we'd get along fine and have lots to talk about, but the way the writers shoved him and his ultra-PC moral of 'blind doesn't mean useless' down our throats got old after a while. I don't care how useful he is, I still wouldn't let him fly a plane.

See?  Even without sight I landed the Thunderstrike perfectly.  What?  That was a lake? All right, who switched my toothpaste for Preperation H?  Damn kids. Ooom . . . So I simply told Mandora that I could 'see' with the Braille Board and she only charged me with reckless endangerment.  What a class act!
None of the other ThunderCats understood why Lynx-O got so excited about his warpaint. All right furballs, check out the NEW Lord of the ThunderCats.  You'd better recognize! No, I just can't bear to look . . . wait a minute. Hey, we're off the ground! Told you I could fly a plane!
We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the streets, but we will never surrender.  What?  The camera's behind me? Pumyra: It's all right, Lynx-O.  I can't think of a single nature documentary that won an Oscar.  Lynx-O: *Sniff* But In the Tracks of the Lynx was so good.  And I worked so hard!


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