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Snarfs, Comic Relief



Snarfs. Cutesy sidekicks, annoying furrballs, comic relief; however you choose to define them, you can't deny that they are an important part of the ThunderCat universe. After all, ThunderCats need slave labor, too.

Snarfer: We're trapped on Darkside with Luna and Amok and Luna's taking her clothes off!! Snarf: Gods help us!! Well, well, let's just see who's pathetic and useless now that I'm at the controls of Cat's Lair! Bwhahahaha! A female snarf? *Shudder* Snarfer takes a wrong turn and ends up on Dagobah where he tries to get understandable directions out of a little green guy called Yoda.
Snarfs are incapable of evil . . . until they get this uncontrollable craving for human flesh. Snarf: We're so nice and helpful. Just don't eat any of this cake, Snarfer. Snarfer: Don't worry, I'm not hungry after I 'fixed' the toilets. Heheh. *Groan* oh my head . . wait a minute whose underwear am I wearing? How did I get in this tree? What the hell was I drinking last night?! Snarf discovers his nephew's horrible secret; Snarfer, Luna, a live chicken; and is, for a moment, totally speechless.
The horror of Mecha-Snarfer! You betcha! Yessiree bob! Yep, yep, yep! What the hell am I saying? Who writes this crap? Stalking the wild snarf in it's natural habitat. This looks like a job for . . . somebody else.
And just what the hell are you reaching for, young snarf? Snarf tries out for the part of the Cheshire Cat in the Berbil Village's production of 'Alice in Wonderland'. Yeeow! That floor is cold! Um . . .Lion-O? Uh, you need to to . . . ah. . .XYZ?
As soon as he stepped into Hachiman's Rising Sun Oriental Steakhouse, Snarf was glad he brought a bag for the leftovers.


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